- Before you go any further, if sterility is a
concern, do not ball pump. There is not enough
evidence that ball pumping does or does not cause
temporary or permanent sterility. It makes sense
that if you introduce lymph into the scrotum,
the testicles will not be able to snug up close
or hang away from the body to obtain the ideal
temp for sperm production. It also makes sense
that negative pressures may cause a disturbance
in the testicle. So If if in doubt, bail out!
Pumping - Introduction
like most of us galactic pumpers, there comes
a time when you too will run across a man bulging
out of his underwear and the first though
that comes to mind is, HOLY ROMULAN FECES! How
did he get so big?
down inside, us aliens and humans are alike. We
absolutely love to flaunt our newly pumped cocks
behind our spacesuits and outer garments in public,
strut'n around like the proud pups we are
But imagine if we could put grapefruit sized nuts
behind our pumped stallions! Think of the HUGE
possibilities -- YOWZERS!
humans, the time has come to even out that playing
field down there and start BALL PUMPING!
concept behind BALL PUMPING is easy! Simply
pump you nuts and get them engorged with as much
lymph as you can stuff in them! Voila! Pumped
best thing about ball pumping is that the only
limit there is on how large you can pump is the
capacity of your scrotum to hold the extra fluid
and the amount of time you have to pump. These
things can obtain grapefruit status if you let
you ready to get started?
Pumping - Equipment
you ready to get started in ball pumping eh?
thing you should know is that you CAN pump your
balls in one cylinder, but it becomes a hassle
when trying to keep that pesky penis from getting
sucked in. Therefore, it is common practice to
pump both cock and balls at the same time
out of convenience.
what you will need besides a handpump is a cylinder
to house both penis and scrotum. There are the
three categories of penis and scrotum cylinders:
Multi stage cylinder
single stage cylinder
is a cylinder that is made up of one part, or
one cylinder. An example of this is the Dr Joel
Kaplan cylinders. For penis pumping, these cylinder
range from 1.75"
to 2.5" diameter, but for penis and scrotum
pumping, you must utilize a larger cylinder that
run from 2.75"
to 3.5" diameter.
cylinders are the most inexpensive to purchase
and are considered entry level for beginner ball
pumpers. Folks with large packages should consider
a multi level cylinder or a specialty system to
avoid genital distortion, caused when pumping
huge packages in tight quarters.
is Dr Joel Kaplan's sizing
determine the best size penis and scrotum cylinder
based on your current erect dimensions.
option is PumpToy's
LongJohnny which only comes in one size, 4"
diameter, but has a seal at the base that restricts
the opening to 2.75-inch diameter. A great buy
if you plan grow but only want to spend your hard
earned cash on a one size fits all cylinder.
multi stage cylinder
is a cylinder that is made up of more than one
part, or more than one cylinder. Usually the multi-level
cylinder has a smaller diameter base that contacts
the groin, which then expands into a larger diameter
cylinder. It is common for the larger cylinder
to be 5-inches in diameter. An example of a multi
stage cylinder is PumpToy's
STJ cylinder - this cylinder has a seal that
restricts the base to a 2.75" diameter opening
but flares out to a whopping 5-inches for maximum
multi stage cylinders are designed to ALLOW the
penis and scrotum enough area to grow without
smashing into the sidewalls. This design helps
reduce genital distortion caused by this smashing.
cylinders are proprietary and highly
customized cylinders that are considered THE FERRARI'S
of penis & scrotum cylinders. Take a look
at the Monster-Tube
Jr and the BullMaster.
These two tubes are THE ABSOLUTE BEST tubes you
can purchase because they perform the following
functions better than any other cylinder out there:
1) They eliminate the risk of pumping
until you're stuck.
2) They minimize genital distortion.
sound like much, but these are real issues real
pumpers run into when pumping huge!
are the differences between the two cylinders,
The Monster-Tube product line is
hinged so that after pumping your package to mammoth
dimensions, one can simply unscrew the bolts and
swing the tube open.
Bull Master product line already has a
4" opening but uses a flexible seal to go
between the cylinder and the groin. When it is
time to pull out, one detaches the seal from the
cylinder and pulls the package out of the 4"
opening. The gasket easily stretches around the
Jr is small at the base (2.75"),
but HUGE and bulbous at the end (5"), so
the penis and scrotum have plenty of space to
go around. Monster-Tube.com even makes a larger
full-sized version which is much bigger.
is already 4-inches in diameter, but have added
pockets around the cylinder to house the penis
and scrotum that measure a good 5 to 5.5 inches
in diameter. These pockets form the penis into
the BullMaster mold so you come out looking like
a champ! PumpToys make a larger version called
the Bull-Master Magnum which is much bigger.
that's all for the equipment portion of this article.
Now we're off to some ball pumpin routines. I
hope this article has been helpful in your quest
to find the right tube for your size, expectations
few facts to understand penis and scrotum pumping
(penis facts in blue;
ball facts in red)
penis can handle higher pressure than
penis benefits from a lot of breaks and pulsating
while the balls do not
need breaks and benefit from constant pressure.
balls take longer to pump than
the penis and scrotum are pumped in the same cylinder,
yet penis & scrotum pumping are much different,
a happy medium must be met between the balls
and the penis.
such, the ball pumping routine is:
Your current penis pumping routine at lower
pressures the balls can handle. Because of
the lower pressures, you can adjust the schedule
to lengthen the duration between each break
and/or add more sets to each routine to reach
the happy medium.
typical penis & scrotum pumping routine for
beginners are three 20-minute sets with massage
breaks in between. This routine will take 1-hour
and can be increased as your penis (and balls)
get used to the pressures and time in the tube.
Advanced ball pumping sessions run a minimum of
2-hours, but it will take some time and dedication
to get to this. Baby steps my friends!
begin, warm your balls
up with a hot wet cloth or a heat pad,
and stretch them out with a milking-style massage.
your cock and balls so the slide easily
along the tube as you pump up.
the rim of the cylinder and the first
inch inside your cylinder generously to help you
your cock and seat your balls into
the opening. Then pull a couple strokes on the
pump to draw those balls into the cylinder and
get an airtight seal.
your ball pumping regimen and pump
to a lower and comfortable level. Your testicles
will tell you when the pressure is too high.
we discussed before, ballpumping takes longer
than cockpumping, but you have to be even more
gentle. As your balls expand, they displace vacuum,
so you have to pull from time to time to keep
that pressure constant.
general, take a break every 15 - 30 minutes or
whatever break based on your own routine to refresh
the circulation in your cock and give your ball
sac a rest.
the cock and balls during the break.
Reheat with the warm wet cloth or heat pad before
you go back in.
the session in the same manner and
when you are done, put those jewels in your hand
and feel that weight. Go ahead, swing them around
- you deserve it!
ballpumpers can reach 16" or more in diameter
during their full 2+ hour session.
You can expect the bulk of your gains to last
1-2 days, but you can expect larger than normal
balls for about a week.
this has been a useful article to you. Enjoy your
your alien friend!
"Advocating LONG MEMBER ships to the Galactic
Pumping Organization (GPO)."