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Does
pumping work and what gains can I expect?
Throughout
my journey's throughout the Milky Way, the biggest
misconceptions people have about penis pumping
are from marketing claims such as "permanently
increases penis size," "Gain
1-3 inches and 25% more in girth," and
the like.
What
the citizens of earth do not understand is that
these mainstream marketing claims are used because
it simply takes too many words to really convey
what penis pumping actually is. Furthermore, male
humanoids love to exaggerate!
So
does pumping REALLY work and what can you
expect from penis pumping? Without any humanoid
hype, let me explain:
We
Pumpah's have categorized humans under three
different levels of penis pumping, each
producing different effects on the penis using
the penis pump. The category that YOU, HUMAN,
fall under determines the true expectations that
you can receive with your penis pump. The three
levels are:
On
demand pumper
Intermittent pumper
Dedicated pumper
The
On demand pumper
only pumps when he needs a little boost. He uses
the pump to temporarily engorge the penis
with lymphatic fluid. In an hour or longer
session, the penis will accumulate lymph beneath
the skin that makes the penis heavier and hang
longer in a flaccid state. In the erect state,
the penis will have the added girth (and extra
weight) due to lymph and will be hard on the inside
and soft under the skin. The
process of lymph accumulation is called lymphedema.
This
pumper knows that the effect is temporary
and will most likely last only several hours before
the lymph starts to get absorbed back into the
body and the penis deflates fully back to its
original size usually by the next morning. This
pumper also knows that if he keeps himself in
a semi erect state using Stallion
cock cushions and/or leather straps,
the effects last much longer since these devices
safely cut off a portion of circulation back to
the body. The on demand pumper usually pumps when
he needs an extra boost in confidence, playtime,
and/or attention - night on the town; before sex;
before the gym, etc.
The
Intermittent pumper
on the other hand is really a dedicated pumper
but without the true understanding of the joys
of pumping. He does understand that if he pumps
regularly (which he does sporadically), he can
maintain his flaccid & erect gains caused
by lymphedema. Furthermore, he knows that
if he is truly dedicated to his pumping regimen,
over time, pumping to new heights is inevitable
by the process of stretching the penile tissues
allowing the penis tissues to hold and store
more blood, not to mention the added size
caused by lymphedema. He knows all of this
but usually pumps only for a week or two before
quitting for a month where he is back to square
one. But during the weeks of pumping, man is
he stacked!
The
intermittent pumper usually blames the stoppage
due to a busy schedule. But a good portion of
the problem really rests is that the intermittent
pumper sees pumping as a time consumer and does
not embrace it as he should. He fails to see that
pumping is truly a pleasurable and a highly
sexual experience. Unfortunately for the intermittent
pumper, his mind was probably paying more attention
to the clock rather than the myriad of sensual
stimulation the pump produces. Workaholic!
The
Dedicated pumper
is the cream of the crop! This is where all that
hype about pumping becomes real world! This pumper
understands the joys of pumping and embraces pumping
like sex, he dedicates time to pumping simply
because he enjoys it. He can pump to huge proportions
because of the consistent stretching of tissues!
When his penis deflates back to his normally long
state, it is easily and quickly pumped back
up huge "pumped look" because his penis
is properly trained to do so. He hangs longer,
heavier and thicker in a flaccid state and
his "pumped look" is absolutely enormous.
Because
of his already massive member, the dedicated pumper
then takes on a new pleasurable hobby, ball
pumping (to even things out so to speak)!
He gets himself into a penis and scrotum cylinder
and pumps the entire package at one time. The
balls get engorged with lymphatic fluid and become
absolutely huge. With both his cock and balls
looking like an elephant, the love of pumping
becomes an orgy, an obsession, an addiction!
For
the Dedicated Pumper, penis pumping is a part
of his life!
In
conclusion
Prior to reading this article, most humanoids
were probably more interested in total gains and
marketing hype more than anything else. But by
now, I hope the readers understand that pumping's
real expectations are based on your own knowledge
of the category you fall under as a pumper.
Do
not misinterpret your alien journalist, Dick,
that one category is better than the other. There
is no harm, no foul for being an On
Demand Pumper or Intermittent
Pumper, or even NOT being a Dedicated
Pumper. What is important is knowing
what YOUR category is and what results you can
expect. This is key to enjoying pumping as it
was meant to be - a versatile tool to enlarge
your penis any way you see fit.
For
so long earthlings have claimed that "pumping
doesn't work." Silly humans! For those who
claim this do not understand that they latched
on to their own marketing claims of "permanent
gains of 1-3 inches" and expected such gains,
not knowing this was the category of The Dedicated
Pumper. These folks obviously did not fall in
this category when they decided to deliver a photon
blast to the Galactic Pumping Organization (GPO).
By
knowing the expectations by category, the penis
pump cannot fail!
So
I leave it to you, humanoid beings, to determine
what you want to achieve. Be cognizant and aware
of the category and expectations and I guarantee,
you'll be one fine pumper.
Welcome
friend to GPO (Galactic Pumping Organization)!
Dick,
your alien friend!
"Advocating LONG MEMBER ships to the Galactic
Pumping Organization (GPO)."
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