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Zoinkerz
Guide to Pumping
Step
1. Warm up the penis
Since
there is more blood circulation in the penis when
it is warm, it is highly advisable to warm the
penis up before a pump session. Not only is it
easier to pump up when warm, the heat sends tingles
down the penis - feels really good!
There
are several ways to heat the cock - one of which
I'd recommend simply because it is the least messy
of them all!
Invest
in a microwavable HOT/COLD pack from your local
drug store, large enough to wrap around the cylinder.
Microwave until warm (not HOT - you'll hurt yourself
if HOT) and wrap your penis for several minutes.
Enjoy the sensation while you are at it! Your
penis will probably thank you for this and become
slightly erect from the heat!
Step
2. Jelq / milk the penis (before pumping)
Jelqing?
You might be asking, "Isn't jelqing not related
to pumping?" Indeed it is my friends, but
this technique has been combined with pumping
and practiced for years by pumpers worldwide.
Why? Because it works. Welcome to the mixed martial
arts of penis enlargement!
Choose
your favorite jelqing technique, but if you don't
have one, use the standard "milking"
set. This will loosen up the penis and get it
semi-erect for a fantastic pump session.
To
do this, lube your penis. Create a OK sign with
your hand and grab the base of your penis, palm
facing down. Slowly pull outwards from the base
with a slight tension on the penis. As you reach
the head of the penis, your glans will swell up.
You should be pulling on your penis so you feel
a slight stretch until you reach the head. This
is one set…repeat.
To
achieve the maximum results, repeat this at least
100 times. But if you JUST CAN'T WAIT to get into
that tube of yours, no worries! Jelq until you
are ready! But try to work on 100 reps prior to
pumping. This will get the blood flowing; the
suspensory ligament semi worked; and the penile
tissues semi stretched; and the penis semi erect
and prepped for an effective pump session.
Step
3. Entering the Tube & Securing an Airtight
Seal
Connect
your handpump to the cylinder. Re-lube your penis
(stay away from petroleum based lubes if you have
other than silicone gaskets). Also apply a generous
amount on your pubic hair. Try not to get lube
on your ballsac due to scrotum
suck. Now lube to the rim of your cylinder
then insert your semi-erect penis.
To
get a good seal before you pump, gently twist
the cylinder into your groin. This will apply
the lube around the groin and rub the lube with
the skin and pubic hair.
Once
this is done, a couple of presses of the handpump
should secure a tight seal. If not, try twisting
and pumping the handpump at the same time.
If
a seal cannot be achieved, the problem is in the
pubic hair. A simplest remedy is to trim most
of it off! You do not need to get a shaver or
anything, but a short trim of about a ¼
to ½ an inch in length should do the trick!
If
this is NOT an option for you, go with a thicker
lube, like hand lotion (with Vitamin E). This
should suffice.
Now
you are ready to pump!
Step
4. Ready to Start Pumping?
Methods & Routines
This
might surprise many of you, but pumping in multiple
short sets increases the effectiveness of a pump
session. You can read about the tests done by
the Bagman's at PumpToys here.
Dr
Joel Kaplan also understands this principle and
has developed a pumping schedule based on it.
So for those who are using
Dr Joel Kaplan's pumping schedule, use it and
then proceed to Step 5!
For
those who don't know what I'm talking about, I
apologize but I cannot publish Kaplan's instructions
online due to copyright laws, but here are some
general instructions on a couple of great pumping
routines.
Routine:
1 (Results in minimal lymph engorgement)
For beginners, do three 15-minute sets with a
1 minute jelq/milking break in between each break.
The breaks and jelging are needed to restore a
fresh supply of blood in the penis. Also, the
jelqing reduces excess lymph in the foreskin (reduces
the pumped donut look).
For
intermediate pumpers (2 or more months), do more
than 3 sets for longer durations up to 30 minutes
per set.
In
the following sets, I'll describe the feelings
one can achieve during pumping along with procedure.
I feel it very important to enjoy the experience
and to NOT see pumping as a chore.
If you ignore the sensations, you may not experience
the way pumping was made to be.
1st
set
To start, increase the pressure slowly to a level
that feels like a comfortably light suck on your
cock. For beginners, this should be less than
3 on the pressure gauge. Hold it there for 2 minutes
and concentrate on how your penis feels pleasantly
warm the suction feels. Repump to this level if
you lose some pressure. After the 2 minute mark,
begin playing with the pump jerk technique by
briefly pulling the cylinder away from the body
using a short gradual tug. Take notice how pump
jerking pulsates pressure on your penis and feels
much like you're being sucked ~ enjoy this until
the 10 minute mark! Now for the last 5 minutes,
increase the pressure by 1 to 2. Wow, can you
see feel the pressure on your shaft? Reduce pressure
if you feel an aching pinching burning feeling
to a more comfortable level. Experience all of
these great sensations for the remainder of the
pump set and when the 15 minutes are up, release
the pressure on the handpump and remove you penis
from the cylinder. Notice it is feels a little
heavier in your hand? Don't be shy, swing it from
side to side!
Lube
up your penis and milk down your penis for a minute.
2nd
set
Follow set 1, but this time, try to increase the
overall pressure by around 1 on the pressure gauge
if comfortable to do so.
3rd
set
Follow set 1, but this time, increase the overall
pressure by around 2 on the pressure gauge if
comfortable to do so.
Last
Step
Finish off the pumping session with the same jelging
routine done before you went into the tube before
the session.
Routine
2: (Results in maximum lymph engorgement)
This routine is based on the Bagmans best tests
results as published in his "effective time,"
article. It was found that this exercise routine
produced the best gains possible. I would assume
that the increased gains during this routine was
due to excess lymphatic fluid in the shaft, due
to the lack of massaging during breaks.
This
one is easy and the least messy of them all, but
expect a donut! You'll see newbies! I will not
get into the "feelings" one might achieve
during this pump session, but I would like you
enjoy them when pumping this routine.
This
is exercise takes approximately 1-hour for newbie
and intermediate pumpers alike.
Ready?
Step
1: Pump up to your level and hold for
5 minutes
Step 2: Reduce
pressure to 1 on the gauge and hold for 1 minute
Step 3: Go
back to Step 1
After
you pumped for approximately 1-hour you are done
pumping!
Last
Step: Finish off the pumping session
with the same jelging routine done before you
went into the tube before the session.
Step
5. Things to do after a pump session
So
now you've done pumping and have just received
some serious stimulation down there! Don't
release yet, because now it is time to do
some post pumping followup.
What
I like to do next is optional, but I usually
have to take a piss after pumping…don't know
why but I do. Your choice
Take
a warm shower with your newly found 12oz can
of a pecker and clean the cylinder out with water
(liquid soap or shampoo if you have it) for sanitary
reasons. The warm water aids in blood circulation
and cleaning off your package for more handling.
After,
dry off and proceed to strap into either a Stallion
Cock Cushion or a leather strap
(supplied with Dr Joel Kaplan's kit). The Stallion
Cock Cushions are little cylindrical pieces of
silicone that are great for keeping your penis
semi-erect for hours and is THE BEST product
for maintaining that "just pumped" look.
Again, If you don't have one of these, Dr Joel
Kaplan's kits come with a leather strap used to
keep the penis semi erect. For these, you
must wrap the leather strap around the cock and
balls and snap them into place. If you don't have
either of these, GET YOURSELF the Stallion
Cock Cushion Set with Stretcher Tool.
You will not be disappointed.
It
is recommended to only keep your penis semi erect
for 45 minutes. But for the Stallion Cock
Cushions, there are different tensions on each
constrictor ring - you can use one with the least
tension to keep your size and ensure circulation
to maintain that "just pumped"
look for longer periods.
Oh,
BTW, if you simply can't stand it anymore, go
ahead. Shoot off that load!
Well
folks, that concludes Zoinkerz' 5-steps of pumping.
Hope
this guide was helpful. Don't forget to visit
Dicks article on ball pumping!
Squirt,
out!
"Making the world of penis pumping a safer
and better place!"
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