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Name:
Squirt
Race: Penis Pump (I think)
Favorite
Song:
Bugle Call Rag [download
size 2.9MB] Windows Media Format
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Message
from "Squirt"
"Hey ho there pumpers, Squirt here, and welcome
to the land of Zoinkerz. I am the worlds first penis
pump with a face; here to make penis pumping is better
& safer place! So cum join me on my pump farm and
together we'll journey through the mystical land of
Zoinkerz.com!"
Articles
I wrote
Cylinder
sizing | How
pumping works | How
to pump | How
to measure for cylinder sizing | Permanent
gains | Scrotum
suck | Pumping
equipment 101 | Penis
& scrotum cylinder
Favorite
product
Dr
Joel Kaplan Penis Enlargement Kit
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Name:
Mr. Head
Race: Stallion (with a "Stallion" constrictor
collar)
Favorite
Song:
Mr. Ed's theme song [download
size 358KB] WAV
Format
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Message
from "Mr. Head"
"Hey there fellow stallions, welcome to my stall!
As your gamemaster in Zoinkerz
Krazy Cash & Zoinkerz
Photo Hunt, and I simply can't wait to see you win
FREE CASH every
month! Wwwwhaaaaaht, don't you believe a talking
horse with a cock ring strapped around his neck?"
Articles
I wrote
Win
yourself $60 at Zoinkerz | Win
yourself $130 at Zoinkerz
Favorite
product
CTC's
Stallion Cock Cushions
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Name:
Nippy
Race: Dungeonous Crab (with nipple pump goggles)
Favorite
Song:
Under the Sea [download
size 3.73MB] Windows Media Format
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Message
from "Nippy"
~Nip Nip~ "HA-lo my bipedal friends, it's Nippy
- your crustacean supermodcrabel!
You know, way down here at the bottom of the ocean,
feeding on fish droppings and poo tasting algae, I come
to realize that FREE
SHIPPING IS nipp'n COOL! Take advantage of this
nipp'n deal while it lasts! Ta-Ta my mammal friends
and don't forget to pump yer nips!"
Articles
I wrote
FREE
ground shipping at Zoinkerz Store
Favorite
product
Nipple Enlargement Kit
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Earthname:
Dick,
Race: Poompah - (from the Mun Star)
Member & Advocate
for the Galactic Pumping Organization (GPO)
Favorite
Song:
Star Wars Cantina [download
size 3.2MB] Windows Media Format
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Message
from "Dick"
"NERP~NERP HUMANOIDS" PUMP BIG YOU ARE --
NEED TUBE BIG STUCK YOU NOT!" <translated>
Hello fellow humans. Do not make the mistake of pumping
so big, you get stuck inside the cylinder. Never be
without your Monster-Tube.
Articles
I wrote
Pumping
expectations | Ball
Pumping
Favorite
product
MonsterTube
Jr, BullMaster
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