a review and share your thoughts with other
a Valentine's Day gift! There is GREAT genius behind it!
Feb 15th: The pump arrived. I would have been really "bummed"
if the tubes came first (if you know what I mean). It would
have definitely gone crazy!
Feb 16th: Everything came at once -- the tubes, the "buddy
connector" and video, and all the rings from Pump Toys! I
came about 9pm!
to believe that "Master E" is the "genie-in-the-bottle"! Using
only the cream and a good hand massage (and without any hot
towels yet), I got a 5 inch rod and 12 inch balls after an
hour-and-a-half! I probably could have gone longer, but I
got another inch out of my rod during the last massage, and
worked one out! I almost blew a hole in the dry wall from
about 5 feet back! I never shot a load like that before as
long as I can remember. I didn't think that I had that much
in me, and I don't know where all that was "hiding"! And,
yes, I work one out about every other day! I guess I don't
need to take any more "zinc additives" just to maintain a
good load after 50! This pump does it all! I'm amazed how
I can get hard in this pump, when other articles I read stated
not to get your hopes too high! Boy, were they wrong!
glad I ordered the rings. I haven't used the MT3 rings yet,
because the cream does a good job making a good seal. But,
you may want to encourage anyone else to get the multi-purpose
flex rings. The "real beauty" of these rings is that you can
get an awesome seal at the base, and can jack-off in the tube!
So, you can have your cake and eat it too! Also, with this
seal, you really don't need much pressure! I kept about 3-5
Feb 17th: Did a 1 hour session without any relief just using
the cream and a good message before breakfast! Got another
5 inch boner and up to 13 inches on the balls! I couldn't
hold back again after the hour was up, and shot off another
amazing load! Again, I don't know where that was hiding, but
it's nice to know that this tube finds all my "hideouts"!
lunch I used the "hard hat diving bell" (the Monster Tube)
for the first time! And wow, what a trip! I can get in without
opening the shell, but the real beauty of this is that I can
use the Monster to keep form and the size!
night I got "brave" and got into my skin-tight Joey Ramone
stretch blue jeans (see "Slash-n-Burn" web site, if interested).
And, I had to lay down flat on my bed in order to zip up!
You can't hide nothing, now, after a "tube job"! I got some
gas that night, and an awesome stare from the attendant when
I cashed out! What a stare! Very few words were spoken, except
for a "thanks for coming"! I don't think I'll forget his eyes
for a long, long time! I had a definite 5 inch rod, and 11
inch sacs! I know, because I measured everything before I
zipped up! What a package! After that little experience, I
know I'll definitely be adding into my wardrobe with a new
set of briefs and thongs!
send my "thanks" to "Master E" for the extra gaskets and wing
nuts! I definitely appreciate that! It's a good sign of a
good businessman! Also, send my "thanks" to Dan at Pump Toys,
and my "thanks" to you for (1) answering the phone and talking
with a real voice (instead of a recording), (2) the DVD, and
(3) all the prompt shipments! I really gave it a couple of
thoughts about buying from your web site, because e-Bay was
there. I had 3 bad experiences buying stuff from e-Bay, and
will not go back to them because they only deal by e-Mail,
no phone! Some purchases can go into the couple of thousand
dollars, and when you get this "high", I need a human voice
on the other end!
could you please send me your recommendations on the next
tube. I believe you said that Pump Toys had a good unit. I'll
try to send you some pics in the future. I took a couple,
but they didn't come out too focused! I wonder why!?
again for everything! These tubes are 'no bullshit', and I
guess (like with anything these days) you simply get what
you pay for!