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#4506 - 03/02/07 07:23 PM

Letter #1

kaluapig
Nick
Super Pumper

Registered: 01/05/04
Posts: 336
Loc: US

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Dear John,

Thank you for your letter inquiring about penis pumping. I know you have done your research on the Internet and have tons of questions. I will get to them very shortly…

…but, before I give you your answers, I must give you the entire picture of penis pumping. A picture of pumping that you are NOT likely to find anywhere else online.

John, it is important for me to spend the time and explain the rest of the story to you. Most people only have part PART of the story and are perfectly content with only half the story. There’s nothing wrong with that.

You on the other hand, have taken a step further and contacted me directly. This action alone tells me you want the story that the others do not have. THE REST OF THE STORY.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. My name is Nick, service manager for JNOUTLET and Zoinkerz.com. I help people pump their penis by day and personally pump my own at night.

By far, I am NOT a guru of any type, but just a guy who has the experience in work and play… and you, John, have given me the motivation to explain the whole story.

In upcoming weeks, I will write you a series of short articles to be read one after another.
By sequencing the information, I hope to answer questions before they arise.

Furthermore, it gives me the time to write this information – OK, I admit it, I’m the one who needs to take baby steps.

If you find that my baby steps take too long and you can’t wait for upcoming letters, feel free to post a question on in our community or PM community user "kaluapig" if it is too private.

What to Expect Next
In my next letter, I’ll be discussing Penis Pumping Information on the Internet – What and What Not to Believe. I’ll get down and dirty on why penis pumps have been in a negative spotlight for years. And how to filter out the good from the bad information. So until next time… take care.

P.S. You’ll notice in upcoming letters, that I am ridiculously stubborn about taking part in pleasurable pumping sessions: I am just as, if not more stubborn about practicing safe pumping. In all actuality, pleasurable pumping promotes safe pumping.

So the question now is, “What is, and Why is Safe Pumping Necessary?” The reasons goes deep, soooo deep it gets strangely boring to read – I still have to figure out a way to write it in laymans terms. If I get too technical, you’ll get bored and trash all of my letters. Don’t want that to happen. It’ll take me some time to explain this to you, so I’ll save this topic for another day.

For now, all you have to know is pumping safely is important for your health (and penis). Pumping unsafely is bad for your health (and penis).

To drill in the point, I have come up with a one-liner statement to aid in our safe yet pleasurable endeavor:

Nick’s Mantra on Pleasurable Penis Pumping
“Sucking Feels Good
Burning & Pinching Feels Bad”

Again, when penis pumping, YOUR SAFETY IS #1. It is soooo important for you to remember this, that I’ll strategically place “Nick’s Mantra” in upcoming letters.

I know, I know…you might be saying that “Nick’s Mantra” is pointing out the obvious. Well, until you’ve experienced pumping, you will never fully understand that unnatural pressures breed unnatural thinking.

Try to think of “Nick’s Mantra” like this: Blowjobs feel good. Sucking Feels Good! Allow the pump to work at lower pressures. Squeeze the handpump until it feels like you’re being sucked on. Close your eyes and enjoy, and trust that Enlargement will follow!

The higher-pressure Burning & Pinching sensations ARE BAD! Naturally, so but do not get caught up in thinking that higher pressures will reduce the time needed for enlargement. At higher pressures, i.e. BURNING & PINCHING pressures, the possible future anguish of blisters are not worth any more Enlargement gained from pumping at high levels.

Don’t worry, I’ll explain it all in future letters. Talk to you soon!

If you have already purchased a penis pump and would like to use it, READ and FOLLOW the instructions that came with the penis pump BEFORE YOU USE IT! The letters that I’m writing to you are NO substitute for manufacturers instructions. You may use the guidance in the letters as you see fit, but in the end, you are responsible for your own decisions.

Edited by kaluapig (03/02/07 07:27 PM)

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Nick
Zoinkerz Staff

service@zoinkerz.com
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