For guys who have never pumped their penis, read on.

It may sound trivial for folks who have already pumped before, but getting to know your equipment is the first step to your first successful penis pump session.

DRY RUN
I highly recommend you take a 10-15 minute dry-run and get out all the "bugs" before you commit to your first REAL session. Play around in those 10-15 minutes; Experiment with different techniques we share in this forum. Learn to solve the quirks for each one of these tips in this forum. But most of all, get all the "bugs" out of YOUR future pump session.

MY REASONING
In my mind, the worst thing that can happen to a brand-new pumper is discouragement. On your first pump session/dry-run, 9-times out of 10, there WILL be a hiccup. If you have never expected nor dealt with such hiccups, I guarantee your first pump session will be filled with frustration and discouragement. You might conclude an equipment failure, or worse, you might determine that pumping MUST be way too much work...and never return.

A simple dry-run with a goal of learning and fixing penis pumping's quirks will take care of all this. You will know exactly what to do when a pumping quirk pops up. Your first session will be a success!

Let me list some of the quirks new pumpers might face on their first pump session or dry-run:

QUIRKY PENIS PUMP SESSION
If you have never pumped before, you might:
1) Frantically search for a towel at the beginning of a pump session to wipe lubricant off your hands, cylinder and handpump.

2) Try your hardest to get a good seal, not succeeding, hands full of lube, and boner getting smaller, making it that much harder to get that seal going. Seems the towel is smearing more lube on your hands faster than it takes to get off.

3) Reach a pressure where your scrotum CONSTANTLY gets sucked into the tube no matter how many times you pull that sucker out <<The excess lube that was being smeared all around your penis in Example #2 gets transferred from the penis onto your sack>>

4) Notice your vacuum seems to decrease no matter how good you think your seal is.

Get the point?

TIPS YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW FOR YOUR FIRST DRY-RUN
You might be wondering now...well, how do I deal with the 4 issues above?

Well, here are some tips that will cure the common "pumping" hiccups.

1) Shave your pubic hair completely off --OR-- trim your pubic hair back...I personally like my pubes and therefore use a hair buzzer with the largest spacer (BE CAREFUL NOT TO KNICK YOUR SACK)...this will take care of seal problems.

2) If you still have pubic hair after tip #1, apply fair amount (a mini-glob) of lube to your pubes.

3) I'm assuming you milked your penis already and have lube on your shaft...if not and you want to skip this step, apply the lube directly on the inside of the tube, this way as you penis goes in, you can flip flop your penis around the pre-lubed tube, thus lubing your penis.

4) Now that your pubes and penis (or cylinder) are lubed, take that towel and wipe off the lube from your hands.

5) Once your hands are dry, grab that cylinder and stick your dick in \:\) and as you go in, I personally like to flip flop my penis around inside the tube, hitting the inner walls to get them lubed up also.

6) Before you start pumping away....twist the base of the cylinder into your body. What you are trying to do here is smear the glob of lube on your pubic hair around the entire base of the cylinder where it will contact the skin. Your pubes will hold most of the lube that will make for a good seal.

7) Start pumpin' to achieve a seal. You'll know when you feel it.

8) Once you get that seal, take the towel and gently pull the scrotum outside of the tube as some will have already gotten sucked in. Once the scrotum is out, use the towel to wipe off lube that rubbed off onto your scrotum. Keep holding your scrotum out of the cylinder for at least 15 seconds while maintaining that seal...after that, you should be ready to pump as you please.

SO REMEMBER GUYS!
DRY-RUN FIRST
GET OUT-DEM-BOOGS MON!

Hope this information was helpful!

As always, I encourage you all to comment and share your experience with us \:\)

Edited by kaluapig (03/15/07 06:09 PM)
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